Living 1.0

My ride’s not a shiny racing car
nor the best 4 by 4 by far,
worse than a rusty pile of shite,
I prefer to ride my old man’s bike.

My phone won’t play a jingly tune,
nor tell me if we’ll get there soon,
unable to quickly photograph my navel,
I use a cube where no-one’s cut the cable.

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Tuned Out

streaming visions calm –
technology overrides
happy worker minds

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SPAM Head

This is a fun piece about how people treat SPAM. More deeply, it also reflects how the speed and volume of contact in an internet society has a step learning curve that requires a variety of coping strategies mainly based on bad experiences. One can see the person in this piece and being an internet thicky or one can see them learning to cope fast.

bing bong.
ooh, new mail

from: Christopher Lee
Nice of him to write

Get the Penis you always dream of.
How did he know I dream about that? Clever chap.

Penis Enlargement Patch.
Wait. I didn’t dream that.

[Delete]
Stupid Spammers. They can’t get in my head

Not since I brought my certified mind wave blocking cap (with automatic upgrades).
Lucky I saw that ad in all this spam.

bing bong.
ooh, new mail

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