Chirstmas Gift

8th December 2007

Christian ethic –
will you let me burn in hell
by taking your place?

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Boy Genius

14th August 2007

School has taught me everything.
In the first lesson the bloke said
“Boy, you’re a useless know nothing”
Then in the afternoon Mrs Grime told me
“Everything I knew was wrong”.

I thought about this on the bus home,
so when mother asked how I got on
I replied “They said I was a flippin’ genius”.
Period 7 and 8 was double maths. It was
all about logic; I really enjoyed that.

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